Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing Intro: D, A, G, G x 2

He's the ^Dwasp in the ^Ajam, he's the ^Gdad at the party The ^Dtrash in the ^Abeauty ^Gspot He's the ^Dcloud in the ^Asky, he's the ^Gfly in the ointment The ^Dnail in the ^Aparking ^Glot

Let's ^Ggive the man a ^Dhug then ^Aput him out to ^Ggrass Feel ^Gsorry for the ^Dbug, the ^Aone that's up his ^Gass We're ^Gpulling out the ^Dplug, we're ^Aturning on the ^Ggas We're turning on the^A gas

And he ^Bmdon't like ^Gsunshine and he ^Ddon't like ^Em7icecream And he ^Adon't like ^GSundays and he ^Ddon't like ^Emdancing Yeah he ^Ddon't like ^Gdancing

He's the ^Dfrog in the ^Athroat, he's the ^Gspot on the forehead The ^Dcrack in the ^Awindow ^Gpane He's the ^Dleak in the ^Aboat, he's the ^Gweed in the rosebed The ^Dtruck in the ^Aoutside ^Glane

So ^Gget the kids ^Dalong and ^Afill 'em up with ^Glove Then ^Gsing a happy ^Dsong yeah, ^Areally piss him ^Goff Cos ^Geverything is ^Dwrong and ^Anothing's good e^Gnough It won't be good e^Anough

And he ^Bmdon't like ^Gsunshine and he ^Ddon't like ^Em7icecream And he ^Adon't like ^GSundays and he ^Ddon't like ^Emdancing And he ^Bmdon't like ^Gyour face and he ^Dwon't die ^Emlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 2 D, A, G, G x 2

So ^Gchuck it and ^Drun, he'll ^Aonly make you ^Gmad Just ^Ggo and have some ^Dfun, the ^Abest you've ever ^Ghad And say &^Gquot;Shoot me wi^Dth a gun ^Aif I ever get ^Glike that Please don't let me ^Aget like that"

Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G, D, Em

And he ^Bmdon't like ^Gsunshine and he ^Ddon't like ^Em7icecream And he ^Adon't like ^GSundays and he ^Ddon't like ^Emdancing And he ^Bmdon't like ^Gyour face and he ^Dwon't die ^Emlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 3 c, F (repeat to fade)

Nik Kershaw - Die laughing