I present the song exactly as it is played in the film. Notice I subbed C#dim for A#dim in the first chord. That's because C#dim (XX2323) is easier to play than A#dim and sounds almost exactly the same on guitar. It's up to you which you would prefer to play, but A#dim is the true chord name. Intro:

^C#dimWhenever life gets you ^A#down, Missus Brown ^A#dimand things seem hard or tough ^A# ^A#dimand people seem useless, ^A#obnoxious, or ^Gdaft and you ^Cfeel that you've had quite ^Cmeno-o-o-o-^Fough

^FJust ^F7re - ^A#member that you're ^A#maj7standing on a ^Gmplanet that's e^Gm7volving and re^Gm7volving at ^Gmnine hundred miles an ^Fhour ^FThat's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's ^F7reckoned ^FA sun that is the ^F7source of all our ^A#power ^A#The sun and you and ^A#maj7me and all the ^Gmstars that we can ^Gm7see ^GAre moving at a million miles a ^Cmday In an ^D#outer spiral ^D#7arm, at forty ^A#thousand miles an ^Ghour Of the ^C7galaxy we ^Fcall the ^F7'milky ^A#7way'

break: A#dim A# G Cm F A# F

^A#Our galaxy it^A#maj7self contains a ^Gmhundred billion st^Gm7ars It's a ^Gm7hundred thousand ^Gmlight years side to ^Fside ^FIt bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years ^F7thick But out by ^Fus, it's just ^F7three thousand light years ^A#wide ^A#We're thirty thousan^A#maj7d light years from ^Gmgalactic central ^Gm7point We go '^Ground every two hundred million ^Cmyears And our ^D#galaxy is ^D#7only one of ^A#millions of ^Gbillions In this a^C7mazing and ^Fexpand^F7ing uni^A#7verse

bridge (waltz style): G Gmaj7 Bm Em D D D7 C D7 G G Gmaj7 E E7 C Cm A# (F A# F7 F7)

^A#The universe it^A#maj7self keeps on e^Gmxpanding and e^Gm7xpanding In ^Gm7all of the ^Gmdirections it can whiz^Fz As f^Fast as it can go, the ^F7speed of light, you know ^FTwelve million miles a ^F7minute and that's the ^A#fastest speed there is So ^A#remember, when you're ^A#maj7feeling very ^Gmsmall and ins^Gm7ecure How a^Gmazingly unlikely is your ^Cmbirth And^D# pray that there's ^D#7intelligent life ^A#somewhere up in ^Gspace 'Cause there's ^C7bugger all d^Fown ^F7here on ^A#7Earth

-Tabbed by Windsor Bellephone. Enjoy!

Monty Python - The universe song