Tuning: Standard [CAPO ON THIRD FRET] === The Universe Song === == Intro == When ever life gets you down Mrs Brown, and things seem hard or tough and people are stupid obnoxious and daft and you feel you have had (Sung) quite a enough. == Verse I ==

^DJust remember that you're^DMaj7 standing on a pl^Bmanet that's evolv^Ding And rev^Bmolving at nine hundr^D7ed miles an ^A7hour, That's ^Aorbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A ^Dsun that is the source of all our power.

== Verse II ==

T^Dhe sun and you and^DMaj7 me and all the sta^Bmrs that we can^D see Are mo^B7ving at a million miles a ^Emday In an ^G7outer spiral arm, at ^Dforty thousand miles an hour, ^B7Of the gal^Emaxy we call^A7 the 'Milk^Dy Way'.

== Verse III ==

^DOur galaxy itself ^DMaj7contains a hundre^Bmd billion ^Dstars. It's a ^Bmhundred thousand ^D7light years side to ^A7side. ^AIt bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick, ^DBut out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.

== Verse IV ==

^DWe're thirty thousand ^DMaj7light years from ^Bmgalactic central ^Dpoint. We go 'round every t^B7wo hundred milli^Emon years, And ou^G7r galaxy is only o^Dne of millions of billions ^B7In this am^Emazing and expa^A7nding uni^Dverse.

== Instrumental == Played at a slower tempo, best if picked - D DMaj7 Bm D B7 Em G7 D B7 Em A7 D == Verse V ==

^DThe universe i^DMaj7tself keeps on ^Bmexpanding and ex^Dpanding In ^Bmall of the di^D7rections it can ^A7whizz ^AAs fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know, ^DTwelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

== Verse VI ==

^DSo remember, when ^DMaj7you're feeling ^Bmvery small and ^Dinsecure, How amazingly ^B7unlikely is your b^Emirth, And ^G7pray that there's i^Dntelligent life somewhere up in ^B7space ^EmCan there’s bugger al^A7l down here o^Dn earth

Monty Python - The universe song