Monty Python - Penis song

^DIsn't it awfully nice to have a p^Genis. ^AIsn't it frightfully good to have a d^Dong. ^DIt's swell to have a stiffy, It's di^Gvine to ^G/F#own a ^E7dick. From the t^Ainiest little tadger, To the w^Dorld's b^Giggest p^Drick.

So ^Dthree cheers for your willy or John T^Ghomas. ^AHooray for your one-eyed trouser sna^Dke. ^{G D} Your pi^Dece-of-pork, Your wife's best friend, Your ^GPercy ^G/F#or your ^E7cock. You can ^Awrap it up in ribbons, You can ^Dslip it i^Gn your ^Dsock. But don't t^Cake it out in^C7 public Or they will st^Gick you ^G/F#in the ^Edock, And you ^Awon't ^D7come ^Gback.^{D G}