Monty Python - Penis song

^D7Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis ^{G A7}Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong ^{D D7 D7}It's swell to have a stiffy It's ^Gdivine to ^G7own a ^E7dick From the ^A7tiniest little tadger To the ^Dworld's ^A7biggest ^Dprick

So ^D7three cheers for your willy or John Thomas^{G A7}Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake^{D A7 D} Your ^D7piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your ^GPercy ^G7or your ^E7cock You can ^A7wrap it up in ribbons You can ^Dslip it ^A7in your ^Dsock But don't ^Ctake it out in ^C#dim7public Or they will ^Gstick you ^B7in the ^E7dock And you ^A7won't ^D7come ^Gback ^{D7 G}