...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python -----------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: Aaug Verse 1:

Inflam-^Dmation of the foreskin, re-^A7minds me of your smile. I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for ^Dquite a little ^D7while. I ^Ggave my heart to ^G#dimNSU, that ^Dlovely night in ^B7June, I ^E7ache for you my darling, and I ^A7hope you get well ^Aaugsoon.

Verse 2: (Faster):

My ^Dpenile warts, your herpes, my ^Asyphilitic sores, Your ^A7Moenelial Infection; how I ^Dmiss you, more and ^D7more. Your ^Gdnob's itch my ^G#dimscrumpox, our ^Dlovely Gonorrho-^B7ea; At ^E7least we both were lying, when we ^A7said that we were ^Aaugclear.

Verse 3:

Our ^Dsyphilic kisses, sealed the ^Asecret of our tryst. You ^A7gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a ^Dquick flick of your ^D7wrist. Your ^GTrichovagi-^G#dimnitis sent ^Dshivers down my ^B7spine; E7 A (n.C) Aaug I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

^D Gonoccalurethritis, ^E7Streptocalbalinitis. ^A7 Meningo Myelitis; ^DDiplococcal ^B7Cepha-^E7litis.^A7 ^D Epididymitis, ^E7Interstitial Keratitis. ^A7 Syphilitic Choroiditis and ^DAnterior ^GU-^Gmve-^Ditis.

Verse 4:

^D My clapped-out genitalia, is ^Anot so bad for me, As the com-^A7plete and utter failure, every ^Dtime I try to ^D7pee. My ^Gdoctor says my ^G#dimblue balls, are the ^Dworst he's ever ^B7seen. My ^E7scrotum's painted orange, and my ^A7balls are turning ^Aauggreen.

Verse 5:

^D My heart is very tender, though my ^Aparts are awful raw. You ^A7might have been infected, but you ^Dnever were a ^D7bore. I'm ^Gdying of your ^G#dimlove, my love; I'm your ^DSpirochaetal ^B7clown. I've ^E7left my body to science, but I'm a-^A7fraid they've turned it down.^Aaug

Chorus 2:

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Monty Python - Medical love song