...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python -----------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: A+ Verse 1:

Inflam-^Dmation of the foreskin, re-^A7minds me of your smile. I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for ^Dquite a little ^D7while. I ^Ggave my heart to ^GdimNSU, that ^Dlovely night in ^B7June, E7 A7 A+ I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

Verse 2: (Faster):

My ^Dpenile warts, your herpes, my ^A7syphilitic sores, Your Moenelial Infection; how I ^Dmiss you, more and ^D7more. Your ^Gdnob's itch my ^Gdimscrumpox, our ^Dlovely Gonorrho-^B7ea; E7 A7 A+ At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.

Verse 3:

Our ^Dsyphilic kisses, sealed the ^A7secret of our tryst. You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a ^Dquick flick of your ^D7wrist. Your ^GTrichovagi-^Gdimnitis sent ^Dshivers down my ^B7spine; E7 A (n.C) A+ I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

^D Gonoccalurethritis, ^E7Streptocalbalinitis. ^A7 Meningo Myelitis; ^DDiplococcal ^B7Cepha-^E7litis.^A7 ^D Epididymitis, ^E7Interstitial Keratitis. ^A7 Syphilitic Choroiditis and ^DAnterior ^GUve-^Ditis.

Verse 4:

^D My clapped-out genitalia, is ^A7not so bad for me, As the com-plete and utter failure, every ^Dtime I try to ^D7pee. My ^Gdoctor says my ^Gdimblue balls, are the ^Dworst he's ever ^B7seen. E7 A7 A+ My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.

Verse 5:

^D My heart is very tender, though my ^A7parts are awful raw. You might have been infected, but you ^Dnever were a ^D7bore. I'm ^Gdying of your ^Gdimlove, my love; I'm your ^DSpirochaetal ^B7clown. E7 A7 A+ I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.

Chorus 2:

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Monty Python - Medical love song