...I LIKE CHINESE... by Monty Python --------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: (Spoken)

The ^Fworld today seems ^Gdimabsolutely ^Ccrackers, With ^Fnuclear bombs to ^Gdimblow us all sky ^Chigh. There are ^Ffools and idiots sitting on the trigger; It's ^G7depressing and it's senseless and that's ^Cwhy...

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^F I like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese; they ^C7only come up to your knees. Yet they're ^Falways f^D7riendly, and they're ^G7ready to ^C7please.

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^F I like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese, There's ^C7nine hundred million of them in the world today; You'd ^Fbetter learn to ^D7like them, that ^G7what's I ^C7say!

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^F I like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese; they ^C7come from a long way overseas. But they're ^Fcute and they're ^D7cuddly and they're ^G7ready to ^C7please.

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^F I like Chinese food; the ^G7waiters, never are rude. ^C7 Think of the many things, they've done to impress; There's ^FMaoism, ^D7Taoism, ^G7I Ching, and ^C7Chess.

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So ^FI like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese, I ^C7like their tiny little trees. Their ^FZen, their ^D7ping-pong, their ^G7Yin and Yang-^C7ese.

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^F I like Chinese thought, the ^G7wisdom that Confucius taught. If ^C7Darwin is anything to shout about; The ^FChinese will sur-^D7vive us all, with-^G7out any ^C7doubt.

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^F I like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese; they ^C7only come up to your knees. Yet they're ^Fwise and they're ^D7witty, and they're ^G7ready to ^C7please.

Chorus 4:

^F I like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese; their ^C7food is guaranteed to please. A ^Ffourteen, a ^D7seven, a ^G7nine and ly-^C7chees.

Chorus 5:

So ^FI like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese; I ^C7like their tiny little trees. Their ^FZen, their ^D7ping-pong, their ^G7Yin and Yang-^C7ese.

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^F I like Chinese, ^G7I like Chinese... (Fade)

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Monty Python - I like chinese