...I LIKE CHINESE... by Monty Python --------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: (Spoken)

The ^Gworld today seems ^Adimabsolutely ^Dcrackers, With ^Gnuclear bombs to ^Adimblow us all sky ^Dhigh. There are ^Gfools and idiots sitting on the trigger; It's ^A7depressing and it's senseless and that's ^Dwhy...

Verse 1:

^G I like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese; they ^D7only come up to your knees. Yet they're ^Galways f^E7riendly, and they're ^A7ready to ^D7please.

Verse 2:

^G I like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese, There's ^D7nine hundred million of them in the world today; You'd ^Gbetter learn to ^E7like them, that ^A7what's I ^D7say!

Chorus 1:

^G I like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese; they ^D7come from a long way overseas. But they're ^Gcute and they're ^E7cuddly and they're ^A7ready to ^D7please.

Verse 3:

^G I like Chinese food; the ^A7waiters, never are rude. ^D7 Think of the many things, they've done to impress; There's ^GMaoism, ^E7Taoism, ^A7I Ching, and ^D7Chess.

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So ^GI like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese, I ^D7like their tiny little trees. Their ^GZen, their ^E7ping-pong, their ^A7Yin and Yang-^D7ese.

Verse 4:

^G I like Chinese thought, the ^A7wisdom that Confucius taught. If ^D7Darwin is anything to shout about; The ^GChinese will sur-^E7vive us all, with-^A7out any ^D7doubt.

Chorus 3:

^G I like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese; they ^D7only come up to your knees. Yet they're ^Gwise and they're ^E7witty, and they're ^A7ready to ^D7please.

Chorus 4:

^G I like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese; their ^D7food is guaranteed to please. A ^Gfourteen, a ^E7seven, a ^A7nine and ly-^D7chees.

Chorus 5:

So ^GI like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese; I ^D7like their tiny little trees. Their ^GZen, their ^E7ping-pong, their ^A7Yin and Yang-^D7ese.

Chorus 6:

^G I like Chinese, ^A7I like Chinese... (Fade)

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Monty Python - I like chinese