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<9401271622.AA10481@d26.wu-wien.ac.at> Subject: /Monty.Python/ILikeChinese (Monty Python) To: jamesb@animal-farm.nevada.edu Date: Thu, 27 Jan 94 15:22:39 GMT-1:00 X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] I like Chinese (Monty Python - Sings) Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuelear bombs to blow us all There are tools and idiots sitting on the trigger, It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why:
CI like Chinese, GI like Chinese, They Gonly come up to your knees, Yet they're Calways Dmfriendly, and they're Dmready to Gplease.
CI like Chinese, GI like Chinese, There's Gnine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd Cbetter learn to Dmlike them, Dmthat's what I Gsay.
CI like Chinese, GI like Chinese, They Gcome from a long way overseas, But they're Ccute and they're Dmcuddly, and they're Dmready to Gplease.
CI like Chinese food, GThe waiters never are rude, GThink of the many things they've done to impress, There's CMaoism, DmTaoism, DmI Ching and GChess.
So CI like Chinese, GI like Chinese, I Glike their tiny little trees, Their CZen, their DmPing-pong, their Dmyin and Gyang-ese.
CI like Chinese thought, GThe wisdom that Confucious taught If GDarwin is anything to shout about, The CCinese will surDmvive us all Dmwithout any Gdoubt.
So, CI like Chinese GI like Chinese They Gonly come up to your knees, Yet they are Cwise and they're Dmwitty and are Dmready to Gplease.
CI like Chinese GI like Chinese Their Gfood if guaranteed to please, A Cfourteen, a Dmseven, a Dmnine and lynchGees.
CI like Chinese, GI like Chinese, I Glike their tiny little trees, Their CZen, their Dmping-pong, their Dmyin and yang-Gese.
CI like Chinese, GI like Chinese ...
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