<9401271622.AA10481@d26.wu-wien.ac.at> Subject: /Monty.Python/ILikeChinese (Monty Python) To: jamesb@animal-farm.nevada.edu Date: Thu, 27 Jan 94 15:22:39 GMT-1:00 X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] I like Chinese (Monty Python - Sings) Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuelear bombs to blow us all There are tools and idiots sitting on the trigger, It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why:

^GI like Chinese, ^AI like Chinese, They ^Donly come up to your knees, Yet they're ^Galways ^Emfriendly, and they're ^Amready to ^Dplease.

^GI like Chinese, ^AI like Chinese, There's ^Dnine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd ^Gbetter learn to ^Emlike them, ^Amthat's what I ^Dsay.

^GI like Chinese, ^AI like Chinese, They ^Dcome from a long way overseas, But they're ^Gcute and they're ^Emcuddly, and they're ^Amready to ^Dplease.

^GI like Chinese food, ^AThe waiters never are rude, ^DThink of the many things they've done to impress, There's ^GMaoism, ^EmTaoism, ^AmI Ching and ^DChess.

So ^GI like Chinese, ^AI like Chinese, I ^Dlike their tiny little trees, Their ^GZen, their ^EmPing-pong, their ^Amyin and ^Dyang-ese.

^GI like Chinese thought, ^AThe wisdom that Confucious taught If ^DDarwin is anything to shout about, The ^GCinese will sur^Emvive us all ^Amwithout any ^Ddoubt.

So, ^GI like Chinese ^AI like Chinese They ^Donly come up to your knees, Yet they are ^Gwise and they're ^Emwitty and are ^Amready to ^Dplease.

^GI like Chinese ^AI like Chinese Their ^Dfood if guaranteed to please, A ^Gfourteen, a ^Emseven, a ^Amnine and lynch^Dees.

^GI like Chinese, ^AI like Chinese, I ^Dlike their tiny little trees, Their ^GZen, their ^Emping-pong, their ^Amyin and yang-^Dese.

^GI like Chinese, ^AI like Chinese ...

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