Misc Unsigned Bands - Rf seabury - plastic jesus

^CI don't care if it ^C7rains or freezes ^Fas long as I've got my plastic Jesus ^Criding on the dashboard of my ^G7car

^CThrough my trials and ^C7tribulations ^Fand my travels through many nations ^Cwith my plastic ^G7Jesus I'll go ^Cfar

^CPlastic Jesus, ^FPlastic Jesus ^Criding on the dashboard of my ^G7car ^CHe won't slip, ^C7He won't slide ^F'Cause His feet are magnitized ^Criding on the ^G7dashboard of my ^Ccar

^CRiding down a ^G7thoroughfare ^FWith His nose up in the air ^C(a) wreck might be ahead but He don't ^G7mind ^CTrouble coming, ^C7He don't see ^FHe just keeps his eyes on me ^Cand any other ^G7thing that lies be^Chind

^CPlastic Jesus, ^FPlastic Jesus ^Criding on the dashboard of my ^G7car ^CThough the sunshine ^C7on His back ^FMakes Him peel and chip and crack ^Ca little patchin' ^G7keeps Him up to ^Cpar ^CPlastic Jesus, ^FPlastic Jesus ^Criding on the ^G7dashboard of my ^Ccar ^COnce His robe was ^C7snowy white ^FNow it ain't quite so bright ^CStained by the ^G7smoke of my ^Ccigar

^CIf I weave ^C7around at night ^Fand the po-lice think I'm tight ^Cthey never find my bottle though they ^G7ask ^CPlastic Jesus Shelters^C7 me ^FFor His head comes off you see ^CHe's hollow and I ^G7use Him for a ^Cflask

^CPlastic Jesus, ^FPlastic Jesus ^Criding on the dashboard of my ^G7car ^CRide with me and ^C7have a dram ^Fof the blood of the Lamb ^CPlastic Jesus ^G7is a holy ^Cbar