Misc Unsigned Bands - Rf seabury - plastic jesus

^DI don't care if it ^D7rains or freezes ^Gas long as I've got my plastic Jesus ^Driding on the dashboard of my ^A7car

^DThrough my trials and ^D7tribulations ^Gand my travels through many nations ^Dwith my plastic ^A7Jesus I'll go ^Dfar

^DPlastic Jesus, ^GPlastic Jesus ^Driding on the dashboard of my ^A7car ^DHe won't slip, ^D7He won't slide ^G'Cause His feet are magnitized ^Driding on the ^A7dashboard of my ^Dcar

^DRiding down a ^D7thoroughfare ^GWith His nose up in the air ^D(a) wreck might be ahead but He don't ^A7mind ^DTrouble coming, ^D7He don't see ^GHe just keeps his eyes on me ^Dand any other ^A7thing that lies be^Dhind

^DPlastic Jesus, ^GPlastic Jesus ^Driding on the dashboard of my ^A7car ^DThough the sunshine ^D7on His back ^GMakes Him peel and chip and crack ^Da little patchin' ^A7keeps Him up to ^Dpar ^DPlastic Jesus, ^GPlastic Jesus ^Driding on the ^A7dashboard of my ^Dcar ^DOnce His robe was ^D7snowy white ^GNow it ain't quite so bright ^DStained by the ^A7smoke of my ^Dcigar

^DIf I weave ^D7around at night ^Gand the po-lice think I'm tight ^Dthey never find my bottle though they ^A7ask ^DPlastic Jesus Shelters^D7 me ^GFor His head comes off you see ^DHe's hollow and I ^A7use Him for a ^Dflask

^DPlastic Jesus, ^GPlastic Jesus ^Driding on the dashboard of my ^A7car ^DRide with me and ^D7have a dram ^Gof the blood of the Lamb ^DPlastic Jesus ^A7is a holy ^Dbar