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Intro ( F, Am, F, G) No Capo
Oh, FI want to write a song, not too short, not too long, I'll gAmet respect from all the lads, (who's your man, he's not bad)
I needF not wait too long, I'll write song after song, G (once) It'll be me on MTV, doing a duet with Elton John
I'll bFecome so big and famous, I'll change me name to Seamus, Be theAm coolest of the Paddy's, who's your feckin daddy
The giFrls in the crowd, screaming really loud, "GOh Seamus you're the best, will you sign me massive chest?"
Well IF'm sorry maiden Michelle, I'm a pure professional I won'Amt have antics in me trailer, so treat me like a sailor
"FBut what about your shows, at every one we have been?", G(Once) G I'm sorry girls it's not my fault but you're only 15
Oh I wFon't walk down the street cause I'll be up the fucking walls EveryoAmne will want a kiss, and sure grab or rub me balls,
I'll bFe hyper, hyper, hyper, I will not shleep at night G(once) Ashtounded by the fact that I can even sell my shite
(Slower) F But sometimes I think to myself, "Ar I'd be better off just being me"
And plFay my songs for my friends on the Gsofa side of MTV Oh I tFhink of Spirituality, HGymns and going to mass,
But you know I'd tFrade it all, for Rock n Roll, so I coulGd hire a guy to wipe my ass Oh theFre's one thing I won't do, If i make it really big,
I won'Amt end up like Shnoopy Dogg with fucking pig tails and a shmig, And alFl your songs are cat, the lads think you're a twat,
G(once) And why If you can see us do you insist on asking "where are y'all at?"
I meanF your grammar is atrocious, it should be "where are ye?" Am (once) sure the only Youghal that we know, is a Cork town by the see
And ifF we started hanging out, down in Youghal or anything, I'd caGtch you by the pigtails, swing you round and fuck you in,
F (stop playing) Now, and in me videos, I'd bust a move, or grab me crotch Am (once) And where you'd be off saying "bitch", I'd be saying "biatch"
I'm drFiving in me flashy car, the girlies all along side me, Oh fucGkin hell there's Snoop, if I duck down will you hide me?
And he sang,
&Fquot;Seamus, he just want's toAm be famous" HFe's about 13 new women on theG go
SFeamus he just wants to be fAmamous AFnd he'll keep his eye on thatG goal
Spoken - (Now for the high bit, go on Seamus)
LFaaaa, la la la la la lAmaaaa la la la la la lFaaaa
la la la la la lGaaaa Spoken - ( AGnd he sang it again, even though the crowd we're shouting at him, and telling him to fuck off, he sang..)
LFaaaa, la la la la la lAmaaaa la la la la la lFaaaa
la la la la la lGaaaa Spoken - (AGnd at this stage the auditorium was empty, it was just some fella sweeping up auld litter down the back and he still going, and he said..)
LFaaaa, la la la la la lAmaaaa la la la la la lFaaaa
G (stop playing) la la la la la laaaa Then someone came up and plugged him out!