Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Intro ( G, Em, C, D) No Capo
Oh, GI want to write a song, not too short, not too long, I'll gEmet respect from all the lads, (who's your man, he's not bad)
I needC not wait too long, I'll write song after song, D (once) It'll be me on MTV, doing a duet with Elton John
I'll bGecome so big and famous, I'll change me name to Seamus, Be theEm coolest of the Paddy's, who's your feckin daddy
The giCrls in the crowd, screaming really loud, "DOh Seamus you're the best, will you sign me massive chest?"
Well IG'm sorry maiden Michelle, I'm a pure professional I won'Emt have antics in me trailer, so treat me like a sailor
"CBut what about your shows, at every one we have been?", D(Once) D I'm sorry girls it's not my fault but you're only 15
Oh I wGon't walk down the street cause I'll be up the fucking walls EveryoEmne will want a kiss, and sure grab or rub me balls,
I'll bCe hyper, hyper, hyper, I will not shleep at night D(once) Ashtounded by the fact that I can even sell my shite
(Slower) G But sometimes I think to myself, "Ar I'd be better off just being me"
And plCay my songs for my friends on the Dsofa side of MTV Oh I tChink of Spirituality, HDymns and going to mass,
But you know I'd tCrade it all, for Rock n Roll, so I coulDd hire a guy to wipe my ass Oh theGre's one thing I won't do, If i make it really big,
I won'Emt end up like Shnoopy Dogg with fucking pig tails and a shmig, And alCl your songs are cat, the lads think you're a twat,
D(once) And why If you can see us do you insist on asking "where are y'all at?"
I meanG your grammar is atrocious, it should be "where are ye?" Em (once) sure the only Youghal that we know, is a Cork town by the see
And ifC we started hanging out, down in Youghal or anything, I'd caDtch you by the pigtails, swing you round and fuck you in,
G (stop playing) Now, and in me videos, I'd bust a move, or grab me crotch Em (once) And where you'd be off saying "bitch", I'd be saying "biatch"
I'm drCiving in me flashy car, the girlies all along side me, Oh fucDkin hell there's Snoop, if I duck down will you hide me?
And he sang,
&Gquot;Seamus, he just want's toEm be famous" HCe's about 13 new women on theD go
SGeamus he just wants to be fEmamous ACnd he'll keep his eye on thatD goal
Spoken - (Now for the high bit, go on Seamus)
LGaaaa, la la la la la lEmaaaa la la la la la lCaaaa
la la la la la lDaaaa Spoken - ( ADnd he sang it again, even though the crowd we're shouting at him, and telling him to fuck off, he sang..)
LGaaaa, la la la la la lEmaaaa la la la la la lCaaaa
la la la la la lDaaaa Spoken - (ADnd at this stage the auditorium was empty, it was just some fella sweeping up auld litter down the back and he still going, and he said..)
LGaaaa, la la la la la lEmaaaa la la la la la lCaaaa
D (stop playing) la la la la la laaaa Then someone came up and plugged him out!