Misc Unsigned Bands - Jon cozartpaint after ever after - a disney parody
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CI loved being princess dEmown in this beautiful ocGean blue
CBut mermaids are going missing; Emthey end up in someone’s stew
CSo just try to put yourself inEm to somebody else’s gillGs
EmYou’re killing my ecosystem wiDth fishing and oGil spills (oh no)
Thank you, BP Em(thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank youD BP-P-P)
The British are Emkilling, oil Dis spilling, now I Gcan’t see
GChinamen feast on Flounder’s fins,D plus the JGapanese killed all my whale frienEmds
Oceans are brownCing; I think I’m drownDing, thanks to BP (you sucGk)
EmHey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scarDed; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
EmAladdin was taken by theD CIA
EmWe’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man,G in Guantanamo BDay!
Prince AGli, where could he Embe; drowning in wCa-wa? D
DInterrogation from the Nation of the FreEme
DBin Laden’s taken the fall; weEm’re not trained pilots at all
GJafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuEmss
GWe’re for freedom; Genie can vouch forEm us
DBush was crazy; Obama’Cs lazy; EmAl-Qaida’s not in this country!
DSet free my PrinEmce Ali
GThis town’s gone wild since I Emmarried DAdam
GThey think I’mEm going straight Dto Hell (She’ll burn in Hell)
EmBut the charges laid on me of beCstiality could wEmind up getting me thrown in a ceCll (she is a witch)
COh, I’m overrEmun by mad men (weD’re all crazy);
I hear they pDlan to bEmurn me at tDhe stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
CThey legEmit believe I’mD Satan
And now I heaDr that PETAEm’s gonna take my bDeast away G
GAfter John Smith travelled back to EnEmgland, I hGelped my people cultivate the fields D
‘Fore CEnglish, French, and SpaEmniards came to visit
And they greetedD us withEm guns and germs and steeDl
GThey forced us into uDnknown lands of exiEmle
GThey pillaged, raped, and left us all foDr dead
CSo now I’m far more liberal with a weaEmpon
DWhen I separate their boEmdies from their Cheads (wait, what?!)
GHave you ever held the entrails of an EnEmglishC guy, or biGt the beating hearts of Spanish men? D
GCan you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyEmebalCl (sacrebleu!)?
Can you Empaint with the red colors in these meDn?
I can muGrder if I please, cuz I??Em?m dying ofC disease!
I can paCint with the redEm colors in theseG men