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CI loved being princess dEmown in this beautiful ocGean blue CBut mermaids are going missing; Emthey end up in someone's stew CSo just try to put yourself inEm to somebody else's gills G EmYou're killing my ecosystem withD fishing and oilG spills (oh no) Thank you, BP Em(thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank youD BP-P-P) The British are Emkilling, oil Dis spilling, now I Gcan't see GChinamen feast on Flounder's fins, pDlus the JapGanese killed all my whale friendsEm Oceans are brownCing; I think I'm drowninDg, thanks to BP (you suck)G EmHey, I'm okay, but I'm slightly scared; Dmy husband's a mark for the War on Terror EmAladdin was taken by theD CIA EmWe're not Taliban; you've got the wrong man, in GGuantanamo Bay! D Prince AGli, where could he Embe; drowning in wCa-wa' D DInterrogation from the Nation of the FreEme DBin Laden's taken the fall; we'rEme not trained pilots at all
GJafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuEmss GWe're for freedom; Genie can vouch for uEms DBush was crazy; Obama's Clazy; AlEm-Qaida's not in this country! DSet free my PrinEmce Ali GThis town's gone wild since I maEmrried AdDam GThey think I'm gEmoing straight toD Hell (She'll burn in Hell) EmBut the charges laid on me of beCstiality could wEmind up getting me thrown in a ceCll (she is a witch) COh, I'm overrunEm by mad men (we'rDe all crazy); I hear they pDlan to bEmurn me at tDhe stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die) CThey legEmit believe I'm SDatan And now I heaDr that PETAEm's gonna take my beaDst away G GAfter John Smith travelled back to EnEmgland, I hGelped my people cultivate the fields D 'Fore EnCglish, French, and SpaniEmards came to visit And they greetedD us withEm guns and germs and steeDl
GThey forced us into uDnknown lands of exiEmle GThey pillaged, raped, and left us all foDr dead CSo now I'm far more liberal with a weapoEmn DWhen I separate their boEmdies from their Cheads (wait, what'!) GHave you ever held the entrails of an EnEmglishC guy, or biGt the beating hearts of Spanish men' D GCan you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyebEmall C(sacrebleu!)' Can you Empaint with the red colors in these meDn' I can muGrder if I please, cuz I'mEm dying of dCisease! I can paCint with the redEm colors in theseG men