Misc Unsigned Bands - I was once a dinosaur - white van man

^FMe and Isaac were walking down the street one day When a ^Gdodgy looking man came walking our way and said '^Amhey kids, you want any ^Fsweets?'

^FSo we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool, ^Gwe'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too' and he sa^Amid 'get in ^Fmy van'

^FSo me and Isaac exchanged a glance and said '^Gnah man, not gunna take the chance' and he suddenly ^Amlooked a very angry ^Fman

^FHe lunged at us and we both ran Ran far ^Gaway from the white van man How ^Amlucky it was that we said no that ^Fday

^FSo if you ever see the white van man ^GBe sure to run as far away as you can ^AmBecause he is not a very friendly ^Fman, the white van man

^FThe white van man, ^Gthe white van man, ^Amthe white van man is ^Fnot a very friendly man

^FDont let him fool you with his smile and charm ^GMake sure your wearing your rape alarm ^AmHes not all as innocent as he ^Fseems

^FHe'll bribe you with his tasty treats ^GNext thing you know your in his bed sheets ^AmNeed I say you wont be ^Fsleeping?

^FYou'll find yourself mentally scarred ^GNo one to help, not a body guard ^AmParanoia at an all time ^Fhigh

^FSo please believe me when I say ^GIf you want sweets, your best to pay ^AmWith money and not your ^Fbum

^FSo if you ever see the white van man ^GBe sure to run as far away as you can ^AmBecause he is not a very friendly man, ^Fthe white van man

^FThe white van man, ^Gthe white van man, ^Amthe white van man is ^Fnot a very friendly man ^FThe white van man, ^Gthe white van man, ^Amthe white van man is ^Fnot a very friendly man

^Fthe white van man