Misc Unsigned Bands - I was once a dinosaur - white van man

^GMe and Isaac were walking down the street one day When a ^Ddodgy looking man came walking our way and said '^Emhey kids, you want any ^Csweets?'

^GSo we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool, ^Dwe'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too' and he sa^Emid 'get in ^Cmy van'

^GSo me and Isaac exchanged a glance and said '^Dnah man, not gunna take the chance' and he suddenly ^Emlooked a very angry ^Cman

^GHe lunged at us and we both ran Ran far ^Daway from the white van man How ^Emlucky it was that we said no that ^Cday

^GSo if you ever see the white van man ^DBe sure to run as far away as you can ^EmBecause he is not a very friendly ^Cman, the white van man

^GThe white van man, ^Dthe white van man, ^Emthe white van man is ^Cnot a very friendly man

^GDont let him fool you with his smile and charm ^DMake sure your wearing your rape alarm ^EmHes not all as innocent as he ^Cseems

^GHe'll bribe you with his tasty treats ^DNext thing you know your in his bed sheets ^EmNeed I say you wont be ^Csleeping?

^GYou'll find yourself mentally scarred ^DNo one to help, not a body guard ^EmParanoia at an all time ^Chigh

^GSo please believe me when I say ^DIf you want sweets, your best to pay ^EmWith money and not your ^Cbum

^GSo if you ever see the white van man ^DBe sure to run as far away as you can ^EmBecause he is not a very friendly man, ^Cthe white van man

^GThe white van man, ^Dthe white van man, ^Emthe white van man is ^Cnot a very friendly man ^GThe white van man, ^Dthe white van man, ^Emthe white van man is ^Cnot a very friendly man

^Gthe white van man