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I did not write this. All the credit goes to TJFontaine! Thanks =] Don't get confused by the dual-lyrics. ~Hobo11 Intro F# G#m B C# F#(chords) G# A# F# C# G# C# B D# C# F F#(notes) C# G# C# B D# C# F F#(notes use the same chords)
So they C#say Captain F#hammer’s G#mbecome a crBusader PoliC#tical he’s F# cleaninG#mg up thBe streets About C#time
F# So they G#msay That it’Bs real love, C# so romantic F# G#m He Bsigned thisC#
So they F#say We’ll havG#me blankets anBd beds We can C#open by F#Monday G#Thanks to Byou Thanks to C#me
B It’s tD#mhe perfect story B So they F#say A hero G#mleading the Bway Hammer’D#ms call to glory G#mLet’s alC#l be ouBr best Next up: Who’F#s gay?
G#m B So they C#say he F#saved her lifeG#m B They say C#she works with the F#homeless And G#mdoesn’t eaBt meat C# We have a F#Problem with G#mher! B This is his C#hair!
F# G#m This is Bso C#nice I F#just might G#msleep with the Bsame girl C#twice They say it’F#s better the seconG#md time They Bsay you get to C#do the weirdF# stuffG#m
B We do the C#weird stuff! B This is D#mperfect for me B So they F#say I guess he’G#ms pretty ok B After D#myears of stormy G#mSailing C#have I Bfinally found the F#bay?
F# G#m B C# F# G#m B C#
B There’s nD#mo happy endingB - So theF#y say Not G#mfor me anywayB
Should I D#mstop pretending? Stop pretending
G#m C# Or is thiBs a brand new F#day? take the chance to build a brand new day!
G#m B C#
This is F#his dry G#mcleaning bill BFour C#sweater F#vests
F# G#m B C#