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I did not write this. All the credit goes to TJFontaine! Thanks =] Don't get confused by the dual-lyrics. ~Hobo11 Intro F# G#m B C# F#(chords) G# A# F# C# G# C# B D# C# F F#(notes) C# G# C# B D# C# F F#(notes use the same chords)
So they C#say Captain F#hammer's beG#mcome a crusBader PoliC#tical he's F#cleaning G#mup the Bstreets About C#time
F# So they G#msay That it's Breal love, C# so romantic F# G#m He Bsigned thisC#
So they F#say We'll have G#mblankets and Bbeds We can C#open by F#Monday G#Thanks to Byou Thanks to C#me
B It's theD#m perfect story B So they F#say A hero G#mleading the Bway Hammer's D#mcall to glory G#mLet's all C#be our Bbest Next up: Who's F#gay'
G#m B So they C#say he F#saved her lifeG#m B They say C#she works with the F#homeless And G#mdoesn't eat Bmeat C# We have a F#Problem with G#mher! B This is his C#hair!
F# G#m This is Bso C#nice I F#just might G#msleep with the Bsame girl C#twice They say it's F#better the second G#mtime They Bsay you get to C#do the weirdF# stuffG#m
B We do the C#weird stuff! B This is D#mperfect for me B So they F#say I guess he's G#mpretty ok B After D#myears of stormy G#mSailing C#have I Bfinally found the F#bay'
F# G#m B C# F# G#m B C#
B There's no D#mhappy ending -B So they F#say Not G#mfor me anywayB
Should I D#mstop pretending' Stop pretending
G#m C# Or is thiBs a brand new F#day' take the chance to build a brand new day!
G#m B C#
This is F#his dry G#mcleaning bill BFour C#sweater F#vests
F# G#m B C#