From the musical Avenue - Q This tab is an easy version of the tab by FF76 and uses easier chords throughout. you can mess about with a capo between sections see if it makes it better? Schadenfreude Section 1:

^DRight now you are ^Adown and out ^Bmand feeling really ^Gcrappy And ^Dwhen I see how ^Asad you are It ^Bmsort of makes me... ^BHappy!

^ESorry, Nicky, ^Ahuman nature- ^DNothing I can ^Bdo! It's... ^GSchaden^Afreude! ^GMaking me feel ^Aglad that I'm not ^Dyou.

Did you ev^Der clap when^A a waitress falls and ^Bmdrops a tray of ^Gglasses? And ^Dain't it fun to watch ^Afigure skaters ^Bmfalling on their ^Basses?

^EDon't you feel all ^Awarm and cozy, ^DWatching people out in the ^Brain! That's... ^GSchaden^Afreude! ^GPeople taking ^Apleasure in your ^Dpain!

Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What's that, some kinda Nazi word? Yup! It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Happiness at the misfortune of others. That IS German! Section 2:

^DWatching a^A vegetarian being ^Bmtold she just ate ^Gchicken Or ^Dwatching a frat boy^A realize just ^Bmwhat he put his ^Bdick in!

^EBeing on an ^Aelevator ^Dwhen somebody shouts "Hold the^B door!" NO!!! ^GSchade^Anfreude! ^G"Fuck you lady,^A that's what stairs ar^De for!"

^DStraight-A students getting Bs? ^AExes getting STDs! ^BmWaking doormen from their naps! ^GWatching tourists reading maps! ^DFootball players getting tackled! ^ACEOs getting shackled! ^BmWatching actors never reach ^BThe ending of their Oscar speech!

Section 3:

^DThe world needs people like ^Ayou and me ^BmWho've been knocked around by^G fate ^DCuz when people see us they don^A't wanna be us and ^Bmthat makes them feel^B great

^EWe provide a^A vital service ^Dto socie^Bty you and me... ^GSchaden^Afreude ^GMaking the world a^A better place ^GMaking the world a^A better place ^GMaking the world a^A better place to ^Dbe

S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!^D Hilarious Musical. best i've ever seen!

Credits to FF76 with his version i simplified to make a "fun/easy" way of playing it. http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/misc_soundtrack/avenue_q_-_schadenfreude_ver3_crd.htm

Misc Soundtrack - Avenue q - schadenfreude