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From the Broadway musical, "Avenue Q" http://www.avenueq.com/ Schadenfreude
DRight now you are Adown and out Gand feeling really crappy And Dwhen I see how Asad you are It Gsort of makes me... EHappy!
GSorry, Buddy, Ahuman nature- DNothing I can Edo! It's... GSchadenAfreude! GMaking me feel Aglad that I'm not Dyou.
D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses' And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses' And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, Watching people out in the rain! Schadenfreude! People taking pleasure in your pain! Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in! Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!" NO!!! Schadenfreude! "Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
GStraight-A students getting Bs' AExes getting STDs! DWaking doormen from their naps! EWatching tourists reading maps! GFootball players getting tackled! ACEOs getting shackled! DWatching actors never reach EThe ending of their oscar speech!
GSchadenEfreude! GSchadenEfreude! DSchadenGfreude! DSchadenGfreude!
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E! --- Hope you enjoy this-- it's perhaps the funniest musical EVER. And a really nice, mean song. --M. Miller