Microwave - Whimper

^AmI caught you coming home from w^Gork ^{F Am}In your faded little-collared s^Ghirt And now I'm i^Ftching to remove it ^AmIgnore the whimpers of your roommate's d^Gog ^{F Am}I'm keeping with it until your shirt comes o^Gff And w^Fe'll be those crude h^Cumans

^CWith all those ^Dmbruises And half of our c^Amlothes still on To keep us unc^Gomfortable And we'll ^Csleep When we're tired of ^Dmmoving Our arms and our ^Amlegs entwined Pretending that ^Gyou are all mine

^AmYou caught me at a record l^Gow and ^Fgot under my weak skin ^AmI wonder if he really k^Gnows The kind of ^Fshit you get to screaming ^AmI wonder if he's really cl^Gean ^{F Am}I wonder what he'd think of ^Gme If h^Fe knew what we're d^Coing

W^Cith all those b^Dmruises And half of our c^Amlothes still on To keep us unc^Gomfortable Could see us s^Cleep When we're tired of m^Dmoving Our arms and our ^Amlegs entwined Pretending that ^Gyou are all mine

Cause, I'm not ^Cyours No, that's not^Dm right I'm just a ^Amnovelty you're toying with To c^Gomplicate your life We're not even^C friends I'm just the means ^Dmto an end Still, I'd give ^Amall my self-respect up to ^Gbe with you agai^Cn