Microwave - Whimper

^D#mI caught you coming home from ^C#work ^{B D#m}In your faded little-collared ^Bbmshirt And now ^BI’m itching to remo^D#mve it ^G#mIgnore the whimpers of your roommate’s ^C#dog ^G#m I’m keeping ^D#mwith it until your shirt comes ^C#off And ^Bwe’ll be those crude ^F#humans

^F#With all those ^G#mbruises And half of our ^D#mclothes still on To keep us ^C#uncomfortable And we’ll ^F#sleep When we’re tired of ^G#mmoving Our arms and our ^D#mlegs entwined Pretending that ^C#you are all mine

^G#mYou caught me at a record ^C#low and ^Bgot under my weak skin ^D#mI wonder if he really ^C#knows The ^Bkind of shit you get to ^D#mscreaming ^D#mI wonder if he’s really ^C#clea^Bn ^D#mI wonder what he’d think of ^C#me if ^Bhe knew what we’re ^F#doing

^F#With all those ^G#mbruises And half of our ^D#mclothes still on To keep us ^C#uncomfortable Could see us ^F#sleep When we’re tired of ^G#mmoving Our arms and our ^D#mlegs entwined Pretending that ^C#you are all mine

^C#Cause, I’m not ^F#yours No, that’s ^Bnot right ^D#mI’m just a novelty ^F#you’re toying with to ^C#complicate your life We’re not even ^F#friends I’m just the means ^G#mto an end Still, I’d g^D#mive all my self-respect up to ^C#be with you ^F#again

^F#Oooooo^G#moooo ^D#mOooooo^C#oooo ^F#Oooooo^G#moooo ^D#mOooooo^C#oooo