Max Stalling - I aint drinking alone

^CDarling I recognize that ^Eglare in your eyes when ^FI'm about to get the^G business But ^Cbefore you complain please ^Elet me explain I ^Fthink you'll understand my^G position ^EYou’ve read all those book^Ams I know your looks, You think ^Fpeople who drink solo have ^Gproblems But I ain’^Ct drinkin alone ^GI’m on the phone with m^Cy brother ^G

^CNow my brother it seems is as ^Econfounded as me by the ^Fart of the marital ^Gtradition So we ^Cdrink and we dial and shoot the ^Ebreeze for a while Heck it’^Fs just like we were ou^Gt fishin And it’^Es well after nine, it don?^Am??t cost us a dime ^FWe think it’s an elegan^Gt solution We ain’^Ct drinkin alone ^GWe’re on the phone with ou^Cr brother ^G

^AmAnd the good news is I’^Emm right here for you ^FAs close as the ^Ggarage The ^Amkegerator and me and ^EmAT&T ^FAnd my brother if you’d like t^Go say hello I ain’^Ct drinkin alone ^GI’m on the phone with m^Cy brother ^G

^CDarling, you are my spouse and you got some^E rules for our house And I ^Fsure do respect your ^Gdecisions But if you ^Cjust calm down you’l^El see that I found A ^Floophole in the social ^Gcondition Well ^EI love beer and ^AmI love you ^FNot necessarily in that ^Gorder I ain’^Ct drinkin alone ^GI’m on the phone with m^Cy brother ^G

^AmAnd the good news is I’^Emm right here for you ^FAs close as the ^Ggarage The ^Amkegerator and me and ^EmAT&T ^FAnd my brother if you’d like t^Go say hello

^CYou wouldn’t hear me complain i^Ef you did the same Get some ^Fwine and go call your ^Gsister I ain^C’t drinking alone ^GI’m on the phone with m^Cy brother ^G