Max Stalling - I aint drinking alone

^CDarling I recognize that ^Eglare in your eyes when ^FI'm about to get the^G business But ^Cbefore you complain please ^Elet me explain I ^Fthink you'll understand my^G position ^EYou've read all those books ^AmI know your looks, You think ^Fpeople who drink solo have ^Gproblems But I ain't ^Cdrinkin alone ^GI'm on the phone with my ^Cbrother ^G

^CNow my brother it seems is as ^Econfounded as me by the ^Fart of the marital ^Gtradition So we ^Cdrink and we dial and shoot the ^Ebreeze for a while Heck it's ^Fjust like we were out ^Gfishin And it's ^Ewell after nine, it don't ^Amcost us a dime ^FWe think it's an elegant ^Gsolution We ain't ^Cdrinkin alone ^GWe're on the phone with our ^Cbrother ^G

^AmAnd the good news is I'm ^Emright here for you ^FAs close as the ^Ggarage The ^Amkegerator and me and ^EmAT&T ^FAnd my brother if you'd like to ^Gsay hello I ain't ^Cdrinkin alone ^GI'm on the phone with my ^Cbrother ^G

^CDarling, you are my spouse and you got some^E rules for our house And I ^Fsure do respect your ^Gdecisions But if you ^Cjust calm down you'll ^Esee that I found A ^Floophole in the social ^Gcondition Well ^EI love beer and ^AmI love you ^FNot necessarily in that ^Gorder I ain't ^Cdrinkin alone ^GI'm on the phone with my ^Cbrother ^G

^AmAnd the good news is I'm ^Emright here for you ^FAs close as the ^Ggarage The ^Amkegerator and me and ^EmAT&T ^FAnd my brother if you'd like to ^Gsay hello

^CYou wouldn't hear me complain if ^Eyou did the same Get some ^Fwine and go call your ^Gsister I ain^C't drinking alone ^GI'm on the phone with my ^Cbrother ^G