Loudon Wainwright III - Grown man

You got a grown man for a boyfriend, ^F So you be^Ftter treat him just like a ba^Fby. He's a s^Gaint on Sunday, he's a b^Fum on Monday; The res^Gt of the week he's just cr^Fazy.

He's unpr^Fedictable, like an animal, Proud as an ea^Fgle, big and strong like a b^Fear; He's a sna^Gke and a frog, he's a pi^Fg and a dog; There^F's a menagerie that's living in the^Gre.

You'll be his pr^Fincess--forever after, yes-- If you keep a^Fcting like you're always ^Fsixteen. He is the ki^Gng, ruling the kingdom's his th^Fing; c D (don't you forget it) Just remember his mother is queen.

Sometimes he ^Dfools around when he goes out of town But sooner or l^Gater he's bound to get cau^Dght. H^Ae loves coming home, bu^Gt then he has to roam; Mr. ^GAmbivalence is the guy that you^A've got.

He's got some pr^Doblems--no, you can't solve them-- He's got^G some goblins he can't exo^Drcise. Mostly he^A wants to cry, he's afraid to ^Gdie, ^GBut he's living life like it's a booby pr^Aize.

He wishes ^Dhe were young, a little better hung, And he^G's paranoid you feel that way^D too; So re^Aassure him, you'll never cure^G him, ^GBut he still needs his daily dose of y^Aou.