Loudon Wainwright III - Grown man

You got a grown man for a boyfriend, ^G So you be^Ctter treat him just like a ba^Gby. He's a s^Daint on Sunday, he's a b^Cum on Monday; The res^Dt of the week he's just cr^Cazy.

He's unpr^Gedictable, like an animal, Proud as an ea^Cgle, big and strong like a b^Gear; He's a sna^Dke and a frog, he's a pi^Cg and a dog; There^C's a menagerie that's living in the^Dre.

You'll be his pr^Gincess--forever after, yes-- If you keep a^Ccting like you're always ^Gsixteen. He is the ki^Dng, ruling the kingdom's his th^Cing; c D (don't you forget it) Just remember his mother is queen.

Sometimes he ^Afools around when he goes out of town But sooner or l^Dater he's bound to get cau^Aght. H^Ee loves coming home, bu^Dt then he has to roam; Mr. ^DAmbivalence is the guy that you^E've got.

He's got some pr^Aoblems--no, you can't solve them-- He's got^D some goblins he can't exo^Arcise. Mostly he^E wants to cry, he's afraid to ^Ddie, ^DBut he's living life like it's a booby pr^Eize.

He wishes ^Ahe were young, a little better hung, And he^D's paranoid you feel that way^A too; So re^Eassure him, you'll never cure^D him, ^DBut he still needs his daily dose of y^Eou.