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[Intro] Amadd9 1 - + - 2 - + - 3 - + - 4 - + - e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------1---1-----------1---------------1---1-----------1------| G|------------4---4-----------4---------------4---4-----------4------| D|------------2---2-----------2---------------2---2-----------2------| x2 A|----0-------------------------------0------------------------------| E|--------------------0-------------------------------0--------------| Continue a similar 'boom-chick' pattern with Bass notes and chords throughout the whole song. [Pre-verse 1] Amadd9 Welcome M'sier, sit yourself down Amadd9 E7 And meet the best innkeeper in town
E7As for the rest, all of them crooks E7 Amadd9 Rooking the guests and cooking the books Dm Seldom do you see Amadd9 Honest men like me A B7gent of good intent Who's conEtent F#mto E7/G#be
[Verse 1]
AMaster of the House, doling out the charm AReady with a handshake and an open palm ATells a saucy tale, makes a little stir ACustomers appreciate a B7bon viveur! EGlad to do my friends a favor, doesn't cost me to be nice But Enothing gets you nothing, ev'rything has got a little Aprice
AMaster of the House, keeper of the zoo AReady to relieve them of a sou or two AWatering the wine, making up the weight APicking up their knick-knacks when they B7can't see strainght EEverybody loves a landlord, C#everybody's bosom friend F#m F#m/E I Ddo whatever pleases E7Jesus, don't I bleed them in the Aend!
[Chorus]
AMaster of the House, quick to catch your eye ANever wants a passer by to pass him by AServant to the poor, butler to the great AComforter, philosopher and B7lifelong mate EEv'rybody's boon companion C#/E#Ev'rybody's chaperone F#m But Dlock up your valises E7Jesus, won't I skin you to the Abone!
[Instrumental] Amadd9 1 - + - 2 - + - 3 - + - 4 - + - e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------1---1-----------1---------------1---1-----------1------| G|------------4---4-----------4---------------4---4-----------4------| D|------------2---2-----------2---------------2---2-----------2------| x2 A|----0-------------------------------0------------------------------| E|--------------------0-------------------------------0--------------| [Pre-Verse 2] Amadd9 Enter M'sieur, lay down your load Amadd9 E7 Unlace yer boots and rest from the road
E7This weighs a ton, travel's a curse E7 Amadd9 But here we strive to lighten your purse Dm Here the goose is cooked Amadd9 Here the fat is friend And B7nothing's overlooked till I'm Esa-F#mtis-E7/G#fied
[Verse 3]
AFood beyond compare, food beyond belief AMix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef AKidney of a horse, liver of a cat AFilling up the sausages with B7this and that EResidents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied EReasonable charges plus some little extra on the Aside
[Verse 4]
ACharge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice ATwo percent for looking in the mirror twice AHere a little slice, there a little cut AThree percent for sleeping with the B7window shut EWhen it comes to fixing prices, C#there are lots of tricks he knows
DHow it all increases, all them bits and pieces E7Jesus, it's amazing how it Agrows!
[Chorus]
AMaster of the House, quick to catch your eye ANever wants a passer by to pass him by AServant to the poor, butler to the great AComforter, philosopher and B7lifelong mate EEv'rybody's boon companion C#/E#Give 'em everything I've gotF#m DDirty bunch of geezers E7Jesus, what a sorry little Alot!
[Instrumental] Em Em [Bridge]
EmI used to dream that I would meet a prince. Am But, God Almighty have you Bseen what's happened since?
[Verse 5]
EMaster of the house? Isn't worth my spit! EComforter philosopher and lifelong shit! ECunning little brain, regular Voltaire. EThinks he's quite a lover but there's F#7not much there! BWhat a cruel trick of nature, G#landed me with such a louse.C#m AGod knows how I've lasted Bliving with this bastard in the Ehouse!
[Chorus]
AMaster of the house, master and a half, Acomforter, philosopher. Don't make me laugh! AServant to the poor, butler to the great
AHypocrite and toady and B7inebriate! EEv'rybody bless our landlord, C#Ev'rybody C#/E#bless his spouse.F#m F#m/E DEv'rybody raise a E7glass DRaise it up the master's E7arse! DEverybody raise a E7glass to the master of the Ahouse D
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