Lemonheads - Being around

^GIf I was in the f^Gridge, would you ^Copen the door? ^{C G}If I was the ^Emgrass, would you ^Dmow your lawn? ^{D G}If I was your ^Gbody, would you still^C wear clothes? ^{C G}If I was a b^Emooger, would you ^Dblow your nose? ^D Where would you ^Ckeep it? Would you ^Deat it? I'm just ^Gtryin to give myself a ^Emreason, ^Cfor ^Dbeing ^Garound.

^GIf I was the f^Gront porch swing would you ^Clet me hang? ^{C G}If I was the d^Emance floor would you s^Dhake your thing? ^{D G}If I was a ^Grubber check would you ^Clet me bounce ^{C G}Up and ^Emdown inside your ^Dbank account? ^D Would ya ^Ctrust me, not to ^Dbreak you? I'm just ^Gtryin really hard to ^Emmake you, ^Cnotice me ^Dbeing ^Garound.

^GIf I was a ^Ghaircut would you ^Cwear a hat? ^{C G}If I was a ^Emmaid, could I ^Dclean your flat? ^{D G}If I was the ^Gcarpet would ya ^Cwipe your feet,^{C G}In time to ^Emsave me from mud ^Doff the street? ^D If you ^Clike me, if you ^Dlove me, why don't you ^Gget down on your knees and ^Emscrub me? I'm a little ^Cgrubby ^D From being ^Garound.