Lemonheads - Being around

^DIf I was in the fridge, w^Gould you open the door' ^DIf I was the gra^Bmss, would you m^Aow your lawn' ^DIf I was your body, would you ^Gstill wear clothes' ^DIf I was a boog^Bmer, would you b^Alow your nose' Would you ^Gkeep it' Would you ^Aeat it' I'm just ^Dtryin to give myself a re^Bmason, ^Gfor b^Aeing aro^Dund^A.

^DIf I was the front porch swing would you ^Glet me hang' ^DIf I was the da^Bmnce floor would you s^Ahake your thing' ^DIf I was a rubber check would you l^Get me bounce ^DUp and d^Bmown inside your b^Aank account' Would ya ^Gtrust me, not to b^Areak you' I'm just ^Dtryin really har^Bmd to make ^Gyou, noti^Ace me b^Deing^A around.

^DIf I was a haircut ^Gwould you wear a hat' ^DIf I was a ^Bmmaid, could I ^Aclean your flat' ^DIf I was the carpet would ya ^Gwipe your feet, ^DIn time to ^Bmsave me from ^Amud off the street' If you ^Gliked me, if you l^Aoved me, Would ^Dyou get down^Bm on your knees and scrub me' I'm a little ^Asusgrubby ^Asus From^A being a^Drou^Gnd. ^{D A7 D}