Lefty Frizzell - You gotta be puttin me on

Just ^Clike a hound ^E7dog when the ^Afood ran out You went a-^Dlookin’ for ^Ganother ^Cbone You didn’t even ^E7bark you ^Apacked your things ^DYou just up and left ^Ghome Since the ^Ggrocery man stopped by again And ^Cthings are ^Ggoing ^Cstrong You said he just came ^E7back for a ^Alittle snack You just ^Dgotta be ^Gputtin’ me ^Con

I didn’t ^Cmind so ^E7much when the ^Acupboards were bare You ^Dwent hunting ^Gon your ^Cown I even ^Cleft the ^E7key for only ^Ame But you for^Dgot your way back ^Ghome You say you ^Gwent down south to see your rich uncle ^CTrying to ^Gget us a ^Cloan And you were thinking bout ^E7me ^Aconstantly You ^Dgotta be ^Gputtin’ me ^Con

You ^Cput me on ^C7your last time I know I’m ^Fgonna turn the tables around And it ^Dain’t gonna be no more puttin’ me on Cause ^GI’m gonna ^Dput you ^Gdown

Well it’s ^Cstrange to ^E7me and I ^Ajust can’t see ^DWhy you didn’t ^Guse the ^Cphone If it cost you a ^E7dime to ^Aease my mind Let me ^Dknow when you would be back ^Ghome You say the ^Gphone was busy every time you called But ^CI was ^Galways ^Cgone But honey hush your ^E7mouth and ^Aheaad back south Cause you ^Dgotta be ^Gputtin’ me ^Con

You ^Cput me on ^C7your last time I know I’m ^Fturnin the tables around And it ^Dain’t gonna be no more puttin’ me on Cause ^GI’m gonna ^Dput you ^Gdown

Well it’s ^Cstrange to ^E7me and I ^Ajust can’t see ^DWhy you didn’t ^Guse the ^Cphone If it cost you a ^E7dime to ^Aease my mind Let me ^Dknow when you would be back ^Ghome You say the ^Gphone was busy every time you called But ^CI was ^Galways ^Cgone But honey hush your ^E7mouth and ^Ahead back south Cause you ^Dgotta be ^Gputtin’ me ^Con, ^ALord

You ^Dgotta be ^Gputtin’ me ^Con ^A You ^Dgotta be ^Gputtin’ me ^Con