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I Fjust got offa work at five CDrivin' that old van I drive FOveralls and dirty boots But GUncle Bill needed a funeral suit So when FI walked into that fancy store They Clooked at me like I was poor But a Fwad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir A A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard) It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"
(CHORUS)
Upper Middle Class FWhite Trash My pockets can't hold Call my cash Cuz one dayG I stopped to pee Got some gas and won the lottCery Now I'm investin' in my Fneighborhood My friends and family they're all Clivin' pretty good
The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs G(stop) C C F G C(mute strings and strum 2x) and Upper Middle Class White Trash
I got my Fhome boy Chris a brand new shop For Call those cars on cinder blocks And Fcousin Charlie he thinks it's cool G(stop) G To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool I had a Fbirthday party for momma last night In her C90 and a half foot triple wide You Fain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen A (let it ring) NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
(CHORUS) (BRIDGE) G (let it ring) Buyin chicken wings by the bucket D (let it ring) We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it' E (let it ring) All the Miller Lite that you can handle A (let it ring) A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring) A hundred and 57 movie channels.... heh heh heh... (CHORUS - slightly modified)
Upper Middle Class FWhite Trash Our pockets can't hold Call our cash Cuz one dayG I stopped to pee Got some gas and won the Clottery-yee-yee Now I'm investin' in my Fneighborhood My friends and family they're all Clivin' pretty good
My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs G(stop) C C F G C C and Upper Middle Class White Trash
FSo pop a top, sit back and relax All you Upper Middle Class CWhite Trash...