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I Gjust got offa work at five DDrivin' that old van I drive GOveralls and dirty boots But AUncle Bill needed a funeral suit So when GI walked into that fancy store They Dlooked at me like I was poor But a Gwad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir A A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard) It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"
(CHORUS)
Upper Middle Class GWhite Trash My pockets can't hold Dall my cash Cuz one dayA I stopped to pee Got some gas and won the lottDery Now I'm investin' in my Gneighborhood My friends and family they're all Dlivin' pretty good
The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs A(stop) D D G A D(mute strings and strum 2x) and Upper Middle Class White Trash
I got my Ghome boy Chris a brand new shop For Dall those cars on cinder blocks And Gcousin Charlie he thinks it's cool A(stop) A To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool I had a Gbirthday party for momma last night In her D90 and a half foot triple wide You Gain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen A (let it ring) NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
(CHORUS) (BRIDGE) G (let it ring) Buyin chicken wings by the bucket D (let it ring) We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it' E (let it ring) All the Miller Lite that you can handle A (let it ring) A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring) A hundred and 57 movie channels.... heh heh heh... (CHORUS - slightly modified)
Upper Middle Class GWhite Trash Our pockets can't hold Dall our cash Cuz one dayA I stopped to pee Got some gas and won the Dlottery-yee-yee Now I'm investin' in my Gneighborhood My friends and family they're all Dlivin' pretty good
My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs A(stop) D D G A D D and Upper Middle Class White Trash
GSo pop a top, sit back and relax All you Upper Middle Class DWhite Trash...