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IC heard he was gonnaF marry some girl fromG Denver Then my Csister came over, had the FSunday paper with Cher DThere was the girl on the Fsocial page GLookin' in love and Call engaged FWe decided she don't take a very good Gpicture
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It Fmay be my Gfamily's Credneck nature Rubbin' Foff, bringin' Gout unlady-lCike behavior It Fsure ain't GChristian to Cjudge a stranger But FI don't like her G She Fmay be an Gangel who Cspends all winter FBringin' the Ghomeless Cblankets and dinner A Fregular GNobel CPeace Prize winner But FI really hate her I'll Gthink of a reason Clater
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target I couldn't be happier on my own But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it Chorus 1 Chorus 2: Inside her head may lay all the answers For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer Salt of the earth and a real good dancer But I really hate her I'll think of a reason later (Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? She makes me sick...