I^D heard he was gonna^G marry some girl from^A Denver Then my ^Dsister came over, had the ^GSunday paper with ^Dher ^EThere was the girl on the ^Gsocial page ^ALookin' in love and ^Dall engaged ^GWe decided she don't take a very good ^Apicture

Chorus 1:

It ^Gmay be my ^Afamily's ^Dredneck nature Rubbin' ^Goff, bringin' ^Aout unlady-l^Dike behavior It ^Gsure ain't ^AChristian to ^Djudge a stranger But ^GI don't like her ^A She ^Gmay be an ^Aangel who ^Dspends all winter ^GBringin' the ^Ahomeless ^Dblankets and dinner A ^Gregular ^ANobel ^DPeace Prize winner But ^GI really hate her I'll ^Athink of a reason ^Dlater

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target I couldn't be happier on my own But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it Chorus 1 Chorus 2: Inside her head may lay all the answers For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer Salt of the earth and a real good dancer But I really hate her I'll think of a reason later (Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? She makes me sick...

Lee Ann Womack - Ill think of a reason later