Kellie Pickler - Things that never cross a mans mind

^EI need to go shopping, these sh^Bmoes are all wrong Just look in my closet, not a th^Eing to put on I wonder how these jeans make me l^Aook from behind ^E Things that never cross a ^Bmman's m^Eind

^ELets turn off the TV, now c^Bman't we just talk Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we b^Eoth drift off If we don't make love, that'll ^Abe just fine ^E Things that never cross a ^Bmman's m^Eind

That j^Bmoke is too dirty, that st^Aeak is too thick Ain't no w^Eay in the world I'll ever finish it That c^Bmar is too fast, this beer is too cold And watchin all this fo^Eotball is sure getting old ^C#m Wish I was workin this wee^Ekend, not on th^C#me lake wettin' my^A line ^E Things that never cross a ^Bmman's m^Eind

^EHere lips are too red, her s^Bmkirt is too tight Her legs are too long, and her h^Eeels are too high Boy, she looks like the ma^Arryin kind ^E Things that never cross a ^Bmman's m^Eind

That j^Bmoke is too dirty, that st^Aeak is too thick Ain't no w^Eay in the world I'll ever finish it That c^Bmar is too fast, this beer is too cold And watchin all this fo^Eotball is sure getting old ^C#m Wish I was workin this wee^Ekend, not on th^C#me lake wettin' my^A line ^E Things that never cross a ^Bmman's m^Eind

I f^Bmeel a little bloated, I think I'm fixin to start That m^Eovie was good except for the violent p^Bmarts

I knew h^Eim and Jenny never had a prayer ^C#m These curtains clash with the ca^Erpet, ^C#m The color scheme is a c^Arime ^E Things that never cross a ^Bmman's m^Eind

Things that never cross a ^Bmman's m^Eind