Kellie Pickler - Things that never cross a mans mind

^EI need to go shopping, these ^B7shoes are all wrong Just looked in my closet, not a ^Ething to put on I wonder how these jeans make me ^Alook from b^A7ehind ^E Things that never cross a ^B7man's ^Emind

^ELets turn off the TV, now ^B7can't we just talk Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we ^Eboth drift off If we don't make love, that'll ^Abe just^A7 fine ^E Things that never cross a ^B7man's ^Emind

That ^B7joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick Ain't no w^Eay in the world I'll ever finish it That c^B7ar is too fast, this beer is too cold And ^Ewatchin all this football is sure getting old ^C#m Wish I was workin this^E weekend, not on the^C#m lake wettin' m^Ay ^A7line ^E Things that never cross a ^B7man's ^Emind

^EHer lips are too red, her ^B7skirt is too tight Her legs are too long, and her ^Eheels are too high Boy, she looks like the m^Aarryin ^A7kind ^E Things that never cross a ^B7man's ^Emind

That ^B7joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick Ain't no w^Eay in the world I'll ever finish it That c^B7ar is too fast, this beer is too cold And ^Ewatchin all this football is sure getting old ^C#m Wish I was workin this^E weekend, not on the^C#m lake wettin' m^Ay ^A7line ^E Things that never cross a ^B7man's ^Emind

I ^B7feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin to start That m^Eovie was good 'cept for the violent parts ^B7Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair I ^Eknew him and Jenny never had a prayer ^C#m These curtains clash with the^E carpet, ^C#m The color scheme is a^A c^A7rime ^E Things that never cross a ^B7man's ^Emind