Keith Anderson - Xxl

^G7Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me ^C7Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head Wiped the sweat^G7 off his brow and then he said This boy's ^D7way off the charts as far as I can tell G NC F Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L

^G7By the second grade I was five foot two Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe ^C7Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall And the coach-^G7es had me playin' high school football Uncle ^D7Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL G NC B Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L

^C7Double X-L, double X-L Don't call^G7 me on the phone just ring my dinner bell ^C7Double X-L, double X-L G7(ring out) F I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held ^GOooh brrrrr baby I^F'm a double X-L

^G7Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California A sk^C7inny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold They want^G7 a real man with meat on his bones I'll ^D7yank their yankees, ring their southern bells G NC B They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L

^C7Double X-L, double X-L Don't call^G7 me on the phone just ring my dinner bell ^C7Double X-L, double X-L G7(ring out) F I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held ^GOooh brrrrr baby I^F'm a double X-L

^C7Double X-L, double X-L Don't call^G7 me on the phone just ring my dinner bell ^C7Double X-L, double X-L G7(ring out) F I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held ^GOooh brrrrr baby I^F'm a double X-L

Well if ya ^D7have any doubts come see for yourself G7 (ring out) F Why all the girls love a double X-L G NC F Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L