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Intro
Piano does a F, G and C,
Guitar x 2
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GWell, Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
GTook two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
CDoctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head,
GWiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
D"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell.
G"Ooh, brrr, Mamma: he's a double XL."
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F slide G
By the second grade, I was five foot two;
F slide G
Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
Bflat/slide G
Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall,
F slide G
An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
DUncle Roy said: "Boy, you'll make the NFL:
G"Ooh, brrr, son you're a double XL."
CDouble XL, double XL.
GDon't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
CDouble XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
FOoFh,F bGrrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
Intro guitar part
F slide G
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida;
F slide G
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
Bflat/slide C
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold.
F slide G
They want a real man with meat on his bones.
DI'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells:
GThey say: "Ooh, brrr, we love a double XL."
CDouble XL, double XL.
GDon't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
CDouble XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
FOoFh,F bGrrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
Instrumental Break.
not sure about the solo yet
G G C G progression
no guitar
Well, double XL, double XL.
GDon't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
CDouble XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
FOoFh,F bGrrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
GWeGllAb ifAb yoAu BbhavBe Cany doubts, come see for yourself,
G hold
Why all the girls love a double XL.
FOoFh,F bGrrr, yeah: I'm a double XL.
My first time to post on the net,