Kacey Musgraves - Pageant material

There's ^Gcertain things you're s'posed to know When you're a girl who grows up in the ^Amsouth I ^Gtry to use my common sense, But my foot always ends up in my ^Ammouth And if ^CI had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town I'd fall d^Bmown And my mama ^Ccried when she ^Drealized

I ain't ^Gpageant material I'm always ^Emhigher than my hair And it ain't that I don't care about world^C peace But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a ^Dstage I ain't e^Gxactly Ms. Congenial Sometimes I ^Emtalk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't I'd rather l^Amose for what I ^Cam than ^Dwin for what I ^Gain't

When they're called out as a runner up on ^AmTV I ^Gwish I could, but I just can't Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm ^Amfeelin' And ^Cwho's to say I'm a 9.5, or a 4.0 If you don't even ^Bmknow me Life ain't a^Clways roses and pa^Dntyhose and

I ain't ^Gpageant material I'm always ^Emhigher than my hair And it ain't that I don't care about world^C peace But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a ^Dstage I ain't e^Gxactly Ms. Congenial Sometimes I ^Emtalk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't I'd rather l^Amose for what I ^Cam than ^Dwin for what I ^Gain't

I ain't ^Gpageant material The only ^Emcrown is in my glass They won't be handin' me a sash, and that's ^Cokay, cause there's no way You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a ^Dstage I ain't e^Gxactly Ms. Congenial Sometimes I ^Emtalk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't I'd rather l^Amose for what I ^Cam than ^Dwin for what I ^Gain't Yeah I'd rather ^Amlose for what I^C am than^D win for what I^G ain't