Kacey Musgraves - Pageant material

There's ^Bcertain things you're s'posed to know When you're a girl who grows up in the ^C#msouth I ^Btry to use my common sense, But my foot always ends up in my ^C#mmouth And if ^EI had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town I'd fall d^D#mown And my mama ^Ecried when she ^F#realized

I ain't ^Bpageant material I'm always ^G#mhigher than my hair And it ain't that I don't care about world^E peace But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a ^F#stage I ain't e^Bxactly Ms. Congenial Sometimes I ^G#mtalk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't I'd rather l^C#mose for what I a^Em than w^F#in for what I ai^Bn't

When they're called out as a runner up on ^C#mTV I ^Bwish I could, but I just can't Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm ^C#mfeelin' And ^Ewho's to say I'm a 9.5, or a 4.0 If you don't even ^D#mknow me Life ain't a^Elways roses and pa^F#ntyhose and

I ain't ^Bpageant material I'm always ^G#mhigher than my hair And it ain't that I don't care about world^E peace But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a ^F#stage I ain't e^Bxactly Ms. Congenial Sometimes I ^G#mtalk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't I'd rather l^C#mose for what I a^Em than w^F#in for what I ai^Bn't

I ain't ^Bpageant material The only ^G#mcrown is in my glass They won't be handin' me a sash, and that's ^Eokay, cause there's no way You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a ^F#stage I ain't e^Bxactly Ms. Congenial Sometimes I ^G#mtalk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't I'd rather l^C#mose for what I a^Em than w^F#in for what I ai^Bn't Yeah I'd rather ^C#mlose for what I ^Eam than ^F#win for what I a^Bin't