Jonathan Coulton - The town crotch

The ^Dseniors threw a party down the ^Gend of Dutton Road ^D It was almost cold enough to^G snow ^Em None of us could drive then so we^Bm had to get a ride In the ^Cback of someone's ^GG-T^A7O ^D She was in the keg line with a^G yellow plastic cup ^D It was like I'd never seen a girl be^Gfore ^Em Puffy leather jacket and a ^Bmhealthy head of hair With the ^Chair she was ^Gsix foot ^A7four ^Bb I recogn^Bdim(x2313x)ized.. her face^C.. right awa^{C#dim(xx2323)}y

She was the town^D crotch She was good to go a^Gnytime She was the town^D crotch But I loved her like sh^Ge was mine There's a l^Aot of things I don't remember n^Gow But I remember the town ^G/Ccrotch ^{G D} I remember the town ^G/Ccrotch ^{G D}

I ^Dhad a pint of So Co in the ^Gpocket of my coat ^D You can hardly taste the alco^Ghol ^Em Watched her from a distance but I ^Bmnever said a word I was ^Cyoung and I ^Gfelt so sma^A7ll ^Bb I was n^Bdimo one then^C, who was I^C#dim?

^G/C We stood around and ^Gdrank a lot and ^Dleaned against the cars ^G/C Tried to beat the ^GWinter, made it ^Djust under the wire ^G/C We got drunk and lo^Gud under a ^Dthousand million stars ^G/C Someone played Steve ^GMiller, someone ^A7set some stuff on fire

The ^Dcops came by to bust us so we ^Gleft the beer and ran My ^Dhead hurt and I couldn't find my ^Gride She ^Empulled up in a Gremlin and she ^Bmrolled the window down She said "^CHey kid,^G get ins^A7ide". ^Bb Then she as^Bdimked my na^Cme and drove me h^C#dimome

She was the town^D crotch She was good to go a^Gnytime She was the town^D crotch But I loved her like sh^Ge was mine There's a l^Aot of things I don't remember n^Gow But I remember the town ^G/Ccrotch ^{G D} I remember the town ^G/Ccrotch ^{G D} I remember the town ^G/Ccrotch ^{G D}