Jonathan Coulton - The town crotch

The ^Fseniors threw a party down the ^Fend of Dutton Road ^F It was almost cold enough to^F snow ^Am None of us could drive then so we^Em had to get a ride In the ^Fback of someone's ^FG-T^D7O ^F She was in the keg line with a^F yellow plastic cup ^F It was like I'd never seen a girl be^Ffore ^Am Puffy leather jacket and a ^Emhealthy head of hair With the ^Fhair she was ^Fsix foot ^D7four D# Edim(x2313x) F F#dim(xx2323) I recognized.. her face.. right away

She was the town^F crotch She was good to go a^Fnytime She was the town^F crotch But I loved her like sh^Fe was mine There's a l^Dot of things I don't remember n^Fow But I remember the town ^C/Fcrotch ^{F F} I remember the town ^C/Fcrotch ^{F F}

I ^Fhad a pint of So Co in the ^Fpocket of my coat ^F You can hardly taste the alco^Fhol ^Am Watched her from a distance but I ^Emnever said a word I was ^Fyoung and I ^Ffelt so sma^D7ll ^D# I was n^Edimo one then^F, who was I^F#dim?

^C/F We stood around and ^Fdrank a lot and ^Fleaned against the cars ^C/F Tried to beat the ^FWinter, made it ^Fjust under the wire ^C/F We got drunk and lo^Fud under a ^Fthousand million stars ^C/F Someone played Steve ^FMiller, someone ^D7set some stuff on fire

The ^Fcops came by to bust us so we ^Fleft the beer and ran My ^Fhead hurt and I couldn't find my ^Fride She ^Ampulled up in a Gremlin and she ^Emrolled the window down She said &^Fquot;Hey^F kid, ge^D7t inside". ^D# Then she as^Edimked my na^Fme and drove me h^F#dimome

She was the town^F crotch She was good to go a^Fnytime She was the town^F crotch But I loved her like sh^Fe was mine There's a l^Dot of things I don't remember n^Fow But I remember the town ^C/Fcrotch ^{F F} I remember the town ^C/Fcrotch ^{F F} I remember the town ^C/Fcrotch ^{F F}