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CIt's your birthday today, what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain, that twenty-one years ago on thFis day, it was the fGirst time your parents saw your beautiful Cface,
and nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
and they were Fhaving a good time, they were dancing and drinking Cwine,
(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)
Chappy birtFhday, G Ghappy birthCday, F happy birthFday, G C
Cand when they got home they were horny as hell, and your dad threw your mom down on the bed, and he Ftore her panties off, and his penis was Chard as a rock,
and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head, but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
so they Fformed a sixty-nine, and your mom came at Cleast three times,
Cand then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom, that he forgot to put a condom on, and when he Frealized his mistake, Ghe had ejaculated and it was too Clate,
Cand then your Fmom got Gpregnant, and your Cdad started Fcrying, he wanted your Cmom to get an Gabortion, but your Cmom wanted a Fchild, Gand nine months later your were born, andF five months later your parents got Ga divorce C