Jon Lajoie - Birthday song

It's your ^Dbirthday today, what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain, that twenty-one ^Gyears ago on this day, it was the ^Afirst time your parents saw your beautiful ^Dface,

and ^Dnine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date, and they were ^Ghaving a good time, they were dancing and ^Ddrinking wine,

and when ^Dthey got home they were horny as hell, and your dad threw your mom down on the bed, and he^G tore her panties off, and his penis was ^Dhard as a rock,

and then your ^Dmom really wanted to give your dad head, but your dad also wanted to give your mom head, so they ^Gformed a sixty-nine, and your mom came at ^Dleast three times,

and then your ^Ddad was so excited to get inside your mom, that he forgot to put a condom on, and when he ^Grealized his mistake, he had ej^Aaculated and it was too ^Dlate,

and then your ^Gmom got ^Apregnant, and your ^Bmdad started ^Dcrying, he wanted your ^Gmom to get an ^Aabortion, but your ^Bmmom wanted a ^Dchild, and ^Gnine months later ^Ayou were born, and ^Gfive months later your ^Aparents got a di^Dvorce