Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
While Gdigesting Reader's Digest In the Cback of a dirty book store, A Dplastic flag, with gum on the back, Fell out on the Gfloor. Well, I Gpicked it up and I ran outside Slapped on my windowC shield, And if DI could see old Betsy Ross I tell her how good I Gfeel.
[Chorus]
But your Cflag decal won't get you Into GHeaven any more. They're alDready overcrowded From your Gdirty little war. Now CJesus don't like killin' No matter Gwhat the reason's for, And your Dflag decal won't get you Into Heaven anyGmore.Bb C D
[Verse 2]
Well, I Gwent to the bank this morning And the Ccashier he said to me, D"If you join the Christmas club We'll give you ten of them flags for Gfree. " Well, GI didn't mess around a bit I took her up on what he Csaid. And I Dstuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wife's foreGhead.
[Chorus]
But, your Cflag decal won't get you Into Gheaven anymore There alDready overcrowded From your Gdirty little war Noe CJesus don't like the killin No matter Gwhat the reasons for Ang your Dflag decal won't get you into heaven anymGore Bb C D
[Verse 3]
Well, I Ggot my window shield so filled With flags I couldn't Csee. So, I Dran the car upside a curb And right into a Gtree. By the Gtime they got a doctor down I was already Cdead. And I'll Dnever understand why the man Standing in the Pearly Gates Gsaid...
[Chorus]
But your Cflag decal won't get you Into GHeaven any more. We're Dalready overcrowded From your Gdirty little war. Now CJesus don't like killin' No matter Gwhat the reason's for, And your Dflag decal won't get you Into Heaven anymGore.