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---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore - John Prine ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Dave S Email: Dlgibson@netscape.com Tuning: Standard Artist: John Prine Album: John Prine Year: 1971
While diFgesting Readers Digest in the Fback of a dirty book store A Gplastic flag with gum on the back Fell out on the Ffloor. Well I Fpicked it up and ran outside And slapped it on my windowFshield. And If GI could see old Betsy Ross Id tell her how good I Ffeel.
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But, your Fflag decal won’t get you intFo Heaven anymore. They’re Galready overcrowded From youFr dirty little war Now FJesus don’t like Killin’ No matFter what the reasons for. And your Gflag decal won’t get you into Heaven aFnymoreD#. F G
Well I Fwent to the Bank this morning And the Fcashier said to me GIf you join the Christmas Club We'll give you ten of them flags for Ffree. FI didn’t mess a round a bit I took him up on what hFe said And Gstuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wifes foreFhead.
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Well I Fgot my windshield so filled with flags I couldn’Ft see So I Gran my car upside a curb and right into a Ftree By the Ftime they got a doctor down I was already Fdead, And I’lGl never understand Why the man, Standing in the Pearly Gates Fsaid…
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