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[Intro] C x2 F e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-----------------------------| B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|-----1---1-------3---1-3-----| G|-----0-------0---0-----0---|-0h2---------0h2-------------| D|---------------------------|-------3---3-------3-----3---| A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-1-------1---1-------1-------| C G e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-0-------------0-------------3---3------| B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|---3---0---------3---0--------------0---| G|-----0-------0---0-----0---|-----------0-------------0--------------| D|---------------------------|-----0-------0-----0-------0---0--------| A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|----------------------------------------| E|---------------------------|-3-------3-----3-------3-----3-----3----| [Verse 1] (John Prine)
CShe don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny FShe looks down her nose at money CShe gets it on like the easter bunny GShe's my baby, I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her Cgo
[Verse 2] (Iris DeMent)
CHe ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies FHe ain't too sharp but he gets things done CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen GHe's my baby, and I'm his honey Never gonna let him Cgo
[Chorus]
CIn spite of Fourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow Against all Godds Honey, we're the big door Cprize We're gonna Fspite our noses Right off of our Cfaces There won't be Gnothin' but big old G7hearts Dancin' in our Ceyes
[Instrumental] C F C F C F C G [Verse 3] (John Prine)
CShe thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny FShe likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs CSwears like a sailor when shaves her legs GShe takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her Cgo
[Verse 4] (Iris DeMent)
CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie FSly as a fox and crazy as a loon CPayday comes and he's howlin' at the moon GHe's my baby, I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him Cgo
[Chorus]
CIn spite of Fourselves, we'll end up sittin on a Crainbow. Against all Godds, honey we're the big door Cprize, We're gonna Fspite Our noses right off our Cfaces, there won't be nothing but our big old Ghearts Dancing in our Ceyes
[Chorus]
CIn spite of Fourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow Against all Godds Honey, we're the big door Cprize We're gonna Fspite our noses Right off of our Cfaces There won't be Gnothin' but big old G7hearts Dancin' in our Ceyes There won't be Gnothin' but big old G7hearts Dancin' in our Ceyes F C
[Outro] (spoken) In spite of ourselves